I was asked to leave the City Park after I lined up squirrels by their height. They didn't like my critter sizing.
I wanted to name our son Lance. My wife said the name was too uncommon. I told her that in Medieval times people named their kids Lance a lot.
What does the farmer say to his cows at night?
It's pasture bedtime.
Optometrists love jokes, the cornea the better!
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