For the Joke Of The Day, I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw.
As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field.
But hay, it's in my jeans.
I went line-dancing last night.
Well, actually... it was a roadside sobriety test.
If you don't like musical puns, you have my symphony.
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