JOKE OF THE DAY MARCH 8, 2021
Mon, 03/08/2021 - 12:41pm
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery last week. My GPS said, "You have reached your final destination."
Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery last week. My GPS said, "You have reached your final destination."
My wife sent me a text that said, "Your awesome!"
I texted her back, "No, you're awesome."
She's been walking around all day happy and smiling.
My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash, but Sierra Mist.
I try to look at the positive side of things. For instance: if you're attacked by a Cyclops, you only need to use half as much pepper spray.
A woman said she wouldn't date me because I only had nine toes.
She said she was lack-toes intolerant.
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