The State Fair was canceled, but I wasn't going anyway. Out of concern for my health I was going to deep fat fry a candy bar at home.
The moon works really hard. It's always putting in all-nighters.
2020 can't end. Because we'd be admitting 2021.
What's the distance between the curb and the front door of your house?
The definition of a perfectionist is someone who goes from point A to point A+.