I had a date tonight. Really enjoyed it. Tonight I'm going to have a fig.
What do you call a lost number?
A Roamin' numeral.
Doctor: "I'm going to deliver your baby now."
Mother: "I'd like for him to keep his liver, please."
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've already been wearing a mask for 7 months now.
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