Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, well, dam.
A cucumber went into a bar. By the time he left he was pickled.
I got pulled over in the HOV lane. The officer asked me why I didn't have a passenger. I told him that, due to social distancing, my passenger was in the car behind me.
Tuesday will be a rather significant day in the life of one Concordia resident – Genevieve Heath will celebrate her 100th birthday on October 20, 2020.
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